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There were 5 monkeys in the cage. The researcher have hung a bunch of bananas on the ceiling and placed a ladder underneath.

One of the monkeys saw the banana and started getting up the ladder to get it. The researcher turned on the fire hose and knocked him down from the ladder, hosing all other monkeys with cold water as well.

After a while, another monkey decided to get the banana. He started getting up the ladder and was knocked off it again. All other monkeys got their share of cold water from the fire hose.

After a number of such unsuccessful attempts and cold showers, the monkeys stopped trying to get the bananas.

Then one monkey was replaced with a new one.

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Really. Don’t obsess about spelling too much. An odd spelling mistake here and there won’t lose you a lot of readers. Dull content will.

Use spell checker, double check your writing before posting, correct mistakes that readers will show you. But don’t let the thought that you are a bad speller interfere with you blogging.

…every problem may look like a nail :

Psychoanalyst (P) sits bored in his office waiting for the clients. Suddenly the door opens and a guy gets in walking on his knees, with something in his mouth and dragging a rope behind him.
P: “My, my… What do we have here? I think it’s a little snake. Come, come crawl in, crawl in little snake, doctor will help you.”
The guy desperately shakes head.
P: “Oops, sorry… Bah, it’s a little turtle came to visit us. Crawl in, crawl in little turtle, lie down on the couch, and tell good doctor DoLittle what’s the problem.”
The guy shakes his head again.
P: “Hmmm. Oh! I think it’s a little worm…”
Finally the guy looses his patience and shouts::
“DOCTOR SHUT THE F@$#@ UP!!!! I’M JUST TRYING TO INSTALL THE NETWORK…”

My dear Sir,

Could you be so kind and repeat this inspirational speach that you have told us a few moments ago, since many of the important points that you have stressed here with such inspiration have not fully reached my consiousness in a way that you might have intended.

In other words….. What?